OK. So. I had couple glasses of wine while I was reading this book. Not a good idea, really; if I’d written about it at the time, the entire review would have consisted of “squeeee!” and “OMG!”, two expressions (among many others) which should NOT exist. (So, your lesson for today: never drink and type. Well, my lesson. Thank goodness for proofreading.).
I adored this story. Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda is laugh out loud hilarious without being campy. It is authentic and touching and just a blast to read.
Simon is a 16 year old boy who is just coming to terms with the fact he is gay. A few failed girlfriends that he was terrified of during his early dating years should have pointed him in that direction earlier, but he’s figuring it out in his own time. He is most definitely not out yet.
He lives in small town Creekwood, Georgia, just outside Atlanta. Creekwood High has a Tumblr account, Creeksecrets, where students post pictures and thoughts and random gossip for all to see and comment on anonymously. One day, Simon stumbles across a grammatically perfect entry by someone intriguingly named Blue, about being gay and lonely in the ocean of people surrounding him, and answers “THIS.”
What follows is a story of two boys getting to know each other over e-mail, and falling in love without knowing the identity of the other. They both attend the same school, and may even have classes together, but Simon and Blue exchange thoughts and feelings, confidences and fears, not identities. During their correspondence, they give each other the courage to face their own anxieties about coming out, and help themselves in the process. It is only after they are both out, they can finally meet face to face.
But after an email falls into the wrong hands, their secret is at risk. Blackmailed by a fellow student, Simon’s sexual identity could become common knowledge, before he is ready to handle the reaction. There is intrigue and bullies and love triangles galore. Author Becky Albertalli handles it all with humour and charm, and never exchanges authenticity to get a cheap laugh.
Simon, with his teenaged angst and moony thoughts about possible candidates for the mysterious Blue, is a vivid, hilarious character and a failed cynic. He feels that the teenage years are a chance to reinvent and renew himself, but every change seems to be met with astonishment by his friends and family. “If she thinks me drinking coffee is big news, it’s going to be quite a f@#king morning.”
Albertalli has written some really wonderful characters. The supporting cast is treated with the same care as she took with Simon; Nora and Alice, Nick, Abby and Leah, family and friends with their own secrets that needed to come out. The resolution to all the teenage drama at the end was perfect. Trying to guess the identity of Blue was futile for me, maybe you will have more luck!
I think it goes without saying that Oreos are their own food group.
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda is published by Balzer & Bray.